Toilet Paper Uses

3. Facial tissue
4. Cleaning up after your dog
5. Wrapping (aka t.p.ing) a house
6. Making paper flowers
7. Baby shower party games – how many squares is needed to wrap around mommy’s tummy?
8. Decoration for your bathroom – you know, the decorated t.p.
9. Measuring – a typical square is 4.5 inches, run with it
10. Stuff your bra…or if you’re a man, stuff other places
11. Artwork – I’m not kidding, look at this
12. Killing/cleaning up bugs
13. Make a mummy costume
14. Cover the toilet seat
15. Covering razor nicks
16. Make a temporary bandage
17. Stuff in your shoes
18. Removing make-up
19. Spit out your gum
20. Get dog poop off your shoe
21. Make spit wads…if you’re a 12 year old boy, that is
22. Coffee filter
23. Toy to keep your child busy
24. Toy to keep your cat busy
25. Streamer decoration for a party
26. Wrap a gag gift
27. Put in a window or door to stop a draft